Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it’s a simple...– (via brianmichaelbendis)
nerdofchaos: recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.” ...
severalbadpunslater: whoreoscopes: doomf: That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say? this is literally my favorite post on tumblr